"He is here with us. We're playing knights."
"Why does he have a string tied to his wrist? And above all, why is he tied to that ugly robot?"
"Because when Borbon descended into Silicon Valley, Toney was holding the rope."
"I see... and why is poor Stuffie doll wrapped up to her nose in gauze like a mummy?"
"Because Pumpkinhead, the evil sorcerer threw the Duplo Mountain at her and broke all her bones. That's why Tobey and the others had to go and get the magic remote control to heal her."
"I see... and where is this magical remote?"
"In a terrible dragon's lair."
"And the lair is... let me guess... under the sofa."