"...that an old man like me would have a cell phone. Right, buddy?"
Marty blushes.
"I didn't mean to offend you..."
"Forget it, my friend! It doesn't matter... The real problem is that I always forget if I put it on silent! So I told the priest the other day that he could ask God to turn my phone back on in situations like this. He replied that the Almighty doesn't have time to deal with phones. Well, whatever, but now..."