The princess rummages through one of the cabinets and pulls out an ancient sword. Breathlessly, she brings it to her heroes and holds it up with dignity.
"Please kneel!... Only because this sword is so heavy,... oh my,... that I can't lift it any higher."
Marty and Blankie kneel and bow respectfully.
"I hereby dub you knights, my heroic rescuers! You shall henceforth be known as Sir Marty and Sir Blankie!"