"Stuffie, this is the computer age. Let's choose the tablet."
"Are you sure, Tessa? In a real book..."
"... there are only as many stories as are printed in it, while on the tablet, you can have as many as you want. I'm telling you, let's go with the tablet. After all, we're not in the Middle Ages! Hi-hi-hi... Mamo used to say this, probably because in the Middle Ages she was as old as I am now."
"Tessa, the real book..."
"...is heavy. It's so much easier to read on a little tablet, right, Stuffie?"
"Alright, then turn it on!"